kitsch is just that and huey lewis didnt know what he was talking about
"did she just watch shanghi nights and try to combine jackie chan's japanese style with owen wilson's cowboy gear?"
as with every blog i write, this one in particular, i try to express my inner anger and hatred for everything everything. and although i will never be featured on vogue's best dressed, i am on logue's best dressed... and the following ARE ON NEITHER!
1st off, GUYS: please please please put down the women's jeans. what does this craze stem from and when will it fade away? you boys are lucky you're not prone to cellulite or things could get way uglier. example: you might have heard of a little band called juliana theory. well mr. lead-singer sent his sister to jc penny (of all places) to buy and return, 3 times, jeans from the women's department. rule of thumb: if you're embarrassed to buy it, you should be embarrassed to wear it.
2nd, your friends' uncles' shoes are not cool... maybe 20 years ago when neons were a-glow and we wore ponytails on our shirts. i dont care what band youre in, put down the l.a. gears.
3rd, if you live in pgh, you are not permitted to wear spandex: SAYS GOD!! he made you fat for a reason. take advantage of it - say when the ac in your office is a chilling 65 degrees all year round.
and lately it's not the fashion, it's the hair. please throw away all negro (is that appropriate?) hair grease, banana clips, hair gel, and hair extensions.
and last but not least: STOP TANNING YOU FREAK ASS!!
do we need visuals????
as with every blog i write, this one in particular, i try to express my inner anger and hatred for everything everything. and although i will never be featured on vogue's best dressed, i am on logue's best dressed... and the following ARE ON NEITHER!
1st off, GUYS: please please please put down the women's jeans. what does this craze stem from and when will it fade away? you boys are lucky you're not prone to cellulite or things could get way uglier. example: you might have heard of a little band called juliana theory. well mr. lead-singer sent his sister to jc penny (of all places) to buy and return, 3 times, jeans from the women's department. rule of thumb: if you're embarrassed to buy it, you should be embarrassed to wear it.
2nd, your friends' uncles' shoes are not cool... maybe 20 years ago when neons were a-glow and we wore ponytails on our shirts. i dont care what band youre in, put down the l.a. gears.
3rd, if you live in pgh, you are not permitted to wear spandex: SAYS GOD!! he made you fat for a reason. take advantage of it - say when the ac in your office is a chilling 65 degrees all year round.
and lately it's not the fashion, it's the hair. please throw away all negro (is that appropriate?) hair grease, banana clips, hair gel, and hair extensions.
and last but not least: STOP TANNING YOU FREAK ASS!!
do we need visuals????
1 Comments:
OMFG! the last pic on here is exactly what all the newbs at that new bar in the south side look like. um...cant remember what its called ... ill post it later. but anyways... gotti wannabe looking fuks.
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